5/10/09

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Tongue Twisters!


I challenge you to practise some pronunciation with the following tongue twisters!


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thoughtI thought I thought.
Say this sharply, say this sweetly,Say this shortly, say this softly.Say this sixteen times in succession.

Consejos para mejorar tu inglés


Algunos tips para mejorar tu inglés

English is the most widely spoken language in the history of our planet, used in some way by at least one out of every seven human beings around the globe. Half of the world's books are written in English, and the majority of international telephone calls are made in English. English is the language of over sixty percent of the world's radio programs. More than seventy percent of international mail is written and addressed in English, and eighty percent of all computer text is stored in English.

Por esto y por muchas otras razones que cada uno podrá ponerse a pensar es que les acercamos los siguientes tips para practicar en casa:

Tip 1: ¡¡¡Leer, leer, leer!!!!

La lectura definitivamente ayuda a mejorar estructuras gramaticales y a ampliar el vocabulario. Pero además los puede acercar a expresiones idiomáticas, realidades, paisajes y costumbres de otras latitudes.

Para comenzar con esta práctica les recomendamos nuestra biblioteca digital. Sólo tienen que mandarnos un mail a capacitación@ilsidiomas.com.ar y les enviaremos un pdf con el libro que hayan elegido. Tenemos varias opciones de niveles y temáticas. Te invitamos a ver todos los títulos en la sección biblioteca de nuestro grupo en google.


Tip 2: ¡Escuchar también ayuda!

Si sos fanático de series y películas en inglés te recomendamos comenzar a sacar provecho de ellas. Una excelente manera de hacerlo es intentar verlas con los subtítulos en inglés. De esta manera tu oído va identificando palabras y su correspondiente pronunciación. Las películas son además una buena fuente de vocabulario que no encontrarás en los libros de estudio.
Un consejito, siempre prestá atención al background, setting, characters, etc.. Intentá elegir comedias románticas o series que no tengan un vocabulario muy específico (E.R por ejemplo) o un nivel socio cultural bajo (los policiales).


Tip 3: Siempre que puedas tené un diccionario a mano.

En clase, cuando mirás alguna película o cuando lees. No le tengas miedo. Les puedo asegurar que yo soy la primera que lee todos sus libros con un diccionario en la mesa de luz. Es la mejor manera de aprender nuevas palabras.

Tip 4: Usa la web para tu beneficio

Otra buena forma de practicar en algún momento libre es visitar sitios web especializados. En Internet hay muchísimas opciones para practicar vocabulario, gramática, para leer o con ejercicios interactivos.
Te recomendamos visitar periódicamente nuestra sección de sitios web recomendados en google groups con toda la info sobre cada página y links de utilidad.

Tip 5: Practicar.
Usar todas las oportunidades que se presenten para practicar. En el trabajo, con compañeros, en clase…. La clave es animarse y soltarse de una vez por todas.
Te ofrecemos la opción de comunicarte con nosotros a través de nuestras líneas de contacto. Nos podes encontrar en Skype, Hotmail o Google Talk. Si necesitas ayuda, tenes una duda o sólo para practicar un poco hablando de todo y nada a la vez; sólo tenes que agregarnos en tu proveedor de mensajería instantánea preferido.


¿Se te ocurre algún otro consejo? Te invitamos a compartir con nosotros si tenes alguna otra forma de practicar y aprender fuera del horario de clases.

English is Crazy. Part II


Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

In what other language do people ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

In what other language can your nose run and your feet smell?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell the next? How can the expressions "What's going on?" and "What's coming off?" mean exactly the same thing?!?

If bad is the opposite of good, hard the opposite of soft, and up the opposite of down, why are badly and goodly, hardly and softy, and upright and downright not opposing pairs? If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful nonactions, why are shameful and shameless behavior the same and pricey objects less expensive than priceless ones.


If uplift is the same as lift up, why are upset and set up opposite in meaning? Why are pertinent and impertinent, and famous and infamous neither opposites nor the same?


Why is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; that when I clip a coupon from a newspaper I separate it, but when I clip a coupon to a newspaper, I fasten it?


English is a crazy language.

How can it be easier to assent than to dissent but harder to ascend than to descend? Why it is that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head; that if you decide to be bad forever, you choose to be bad for good; and that if you choose to wear only your left shoe, then your left one is right and your right one is left? Right?

3/9/09

Some problematic prepositions

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English is a crazy Language (Part 1)


Here's an edited excerpt from the opening chapter in the book Crazy English: the Ultimate Joy Ride Through Our Language by Richard Lederer (Pocket Books, 1989).


English is a Crazy Language
July 1, 1996

English is the most widely spoken language in the history of our planet, used in some way by at least one out of every seven human beings around the globe. Half of the world's books are written in English, and the majority of international telephone calls are made in English. English is the language of over sixty percent of the world's radio programs. More than seventy percent of international mail is written and addressed in English, and eighty percent of all computer text is stored in English. English has acquired the largest vocabulary of all the world's languages, perhaps as many as two million words, and has generated one of the noblest bodies of literature in the annals of the human race.


Nonetheless, it is now time to face the fact that English is a crazy language -- the most lunatic and loopy and wifty and wiggy of all languages. In the crazy English language, the blackbird hen is brown, blackboards can be green or blue, and blackberries are green and then red before they are ripe. Even if blackberries were really black and blueberries really blue, what are strawberries, cranberries, elderberries, huckleberries, raspberries, and gooseberries supposed to look like?


To add to this insanity there is no butter in buttermilk, no egg in eggplant, no grape in grapefruit, neither pine nor apple in pineapple, neither peas nor nuts in peanuts, and no ham in a hamburger.


To make matters worse, English muffins weren't invented in England, french fries in France, or Danish pastries in Denmark. And we discover even more culinary madness in the relevations that sweetmeat is made from fruit, while sweetbread, which isn't sweet, is made from meat.

Language is like the air we breathe. It's invisible, inescapable, indispensable, and we take it for granted. But, when we take the time to step back and to explore the paradoxes and vagaries of English, we find that hot dogs can be cold, darkrooms can be lit, homework can be done in school, nightmares can take place in broad daylight while morning sickness and daydreaming can take place at night, tomboys are girls and midwives can be men, hours -- especially happy hours and rush hours -- often last longer than sixty minutes, quick- sand works very slowly, boxing rings are square, silverware and glasses can be made of plastic and tablecloths of paper, and most bathrooms don't have any baths in them. In fact, a dog can go to the bathroom under a tree -- no bath, no room; it's still going to the bathroom.


Why is it that a woman can man a station but as man can't woman one, that a man can father a movement but a woman can't mother one, and that a king rules a kingdom but a queen doesn't rule a queendom?


If the plural of tooth is teeth , shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth ? One goose, two geese -- so one moose, two meese? One index, two indices -- one Kleenex, two Kleenices?


If olive oil is made from olives, what do they make baby oil from? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? (And I'm beginning to worry about those authoritarians.)

And if pro and con are opposites, is congress the opposite of progress?

24/8/09

Funny ads: I don't speak English

This video reminds me of some of our students and their "little English"

22/8/09

Grammar video: Perfect tenses


Source: Business English Pod

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For our IT students, and all those interested in computers!.... a very funny mac ad.

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21/8/09

¡Bienvenidos a nuestro blog!

Bienvenidos a todos a nuestro blog. Este es un nuevo proyecto (de entre tantos otros) para seguir brindando herramientas y práctica extra a nuestros alumnos, ex alumnos, futuros alumnos y todos aquellos que sientan que la información les puede ser útil.


La idea es complementar nuestro grupo en google añadiendo funciones y opciones que estaban limitadas o eran inexistentes (o no sabía usar) en el grupo de google.


Sientan la libertad de unirse, hacerse seguidores, dejarnos comentarios, proponer ideas, participar y seguir enriqueciéndonos.


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